Get the T-Shirt: http://goo.gl/VMHdMi A scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail in which the Black Knight valiantly denies King Arthur from crossing his bridge (or rather a plank of wood)...

ARTHUR: You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight. I am Arthur, King of the Britons. I seek the finest and the bravest knights in the land to join me in my court at Camelot. You have proved …

A knight dressed in black who wears a helmet concealing his face, he is based on the Arthurian legend of the Black Knight. Like most of the characters in Holy Grail, he is played by a member of Monty …

[Charges Arthur, who chops the knight's remaining arm off.] King Arthur: Victory is mine! [kneels and starts to pray] We thank thee Lord, that in thy-- [is kicked in the head by the armless knight.]

Now, stand aside, worthy adversary. - 'Tis but a scratch.- "A scratch"? Your arm's off. - No, it isn't. - Well, What's that, then? - I've had worse. - You liar. Come on, you pansy!

Mar 7, 2026 · He lashes out at the Black Knight with hilarious insults while slashing off his two legs one by one— ”Look, you stupid bastard, you’ve got no arms left,” “What are you gonna do, bleed on …

Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975) - * King Arthur: [after Arthur's cut off both of the Black Knight's arms] Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left!

HEAD KNIGHT: Then, when you have found the shrubbery, you must place it here beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher so you get a two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.

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ARTHUR draws his sword and approaches the BLACK KNIGHT. A furious fight now starts lasting about fifteen seconds at which point ARTHUR delivers a mighty blow which completely severs the BLACK …